Shit's fucked
We all have our shit
I have my shit, you have your shit, everybody has their shit, right?
For some reason, some people seem to think my shit and their shit are so fundamentally incompatible that they're mutually exclusive in this world. So much in fact, that they start stirring some shit.
Then they get into my shit using their shit as an excuse, which forces me into a shitty adversary relationshit with them, even though originally we both had our own shit, and I didn't give a shit about their shit. But since now they're using their shit as an excuse to shit all over my shit, I have to defend my shit by getting involved with their shit.
That kind of approach makes them a shitty tactician (and a shitty person tbh) since they're using their shit to argue why my shit shouldn't be allowed, they also open up the argument for the reverse to be true. You can't have your shit and eat it too. What wipes the shit eating grin off my face, however, is that often their shit is somehow the default shit or more widespread than my shit.
This is where shit hits the fan, because the merits of my shit are no longer on equal ground to their shit, not because my shit is somehow worse or bad, but because the backing of their shit shifts from appraisal of benefits to appealing to the shitheads in charge: Appeal to Authority. As in: "This shit ain't allowed because the Commander in Shit said so."
The difference between these pieces of shit and me is that I'm not in the habit of shitting on other people's shit, unless their shit interferes with my shit. I don't care what kind of shit you're into, as long as your shit stays in your outhouse and doesn't flow into my yard, or poison the town well and make people shit themselves.
What really shits my ass is that I never wanted to start some shit with these shitbirds, I was content with my quiet, private shits, and I definitely didn't want to drag anyone else into this shit, but I am also not just gonna shit here and watch them shitstains wave their shit on a stick and enshittify all of our shit just so their shit can be the biggest shit.
I'm just so fucking tired of this shit.
Conclusion - What the fuck are you even talking about you sack of shit
I'll leave the intrepration of this shitty post to you, the shitty reader.
Shit in my ass and call me Shirley.
Remember The Shitty Rules before shitting below. Shit nice.