Comments?! What is this parasocial humbug?!
Yeah so even though I love my own voice (err, writing?) and I'm basically using this as a whiny diary / free alternative to therapy / void to scream into / justifying my bullshit to myself / list goes on, believe it or not, I do like dialogue with people sometimes, especially if they agree with me and very clearly imply how I am smart and cool but don't actually say it out loud as I am not comfortable with praise. Or criticism.
So I'm introducing a way to communicate to me / other people via comments. Powered by Komments (FROM SCOTLAND! Whoo whiskey! Perhaps also other things.)
I'll keep it as strictly authoritarian censorship dictator mode for now to see if you people have any fucking manners, or if I get a million bots. Also gives me a chance to secretly weed out anyone I don't agree with or pointing out how I am objectively absolutely wrong or cOnStRuCtIvE cRiTiCiSiM. Helps me keep up the illusion of being better than everyone else.
Rules of comments:
Don't be a fucking twat.
Oh you need elaboration? Fair enough.
- Respect other people.
- Also respect other peoples' opinions (unless they suck)
- Keep it somewhat relevant. Unless it's really funny, then I don't care.
- Don't... break the fucking law, yeah? Porn, viruses, advertising etc. is not welcome.
- At least try to apply some common sense. If you wouldn't say it to your grandmother at the family gathering, it's worth engaging an additional brain cell for a second opinion.
I WILL rip you a new asshole and publicly make fun of / humiliate you if you are being a fuckwit. I will not warn you again.